Listen to the Music - The Doobie Brothers

Today I came up with the world's greatest pun. Are you ready for this? Ready? Ready? Okay? K.

Why is Emma the most popular baby name in America? Because it's EMMAzing, that's why!

Get it? Amazing? Emma-zing? Haha! *Wipes tears from eyes* I am just SO funny! And it's like a hundred jokes in one, since it comes with the promise of infinite related puns. For instance, ahem,

• As magician: The EMMAzing Emma!
• As contortionist: She'll shock and EMMAze!
• As author specializing in corny jokes: EMMAzing Maize!
  

Sorry to torture. Couldn't resist. :)

I feel lousy. Tomorrow is another day!

love & whole grains,
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